sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
also i tucked his toothbrush in my shirt. why? i dont know.
idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
feel weird hangin out with you now that i've eaten your sister out
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
I thought it was my alarm clock, turns out it was her vibrator still going off on the side of my face.
Yeah I mean I think I need to stop living off of snacks and alcohol
But he's super into Jesus and I'm the devil. So we weren't meant to be
If you send me another picture of a donut on your penis while I'm at work, I may have to slap you With the donut.
I'm not sure if I should pay him or he should pay me, but someone should get paid for the sex I had this morning.
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
Whose the chick running for dorm president promising bigger dicks and softer toilet paper? That’s who I m voting for
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