Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
I don't know how God could bestow someone that emotionally confused with such an awesome penis.
She started doing push ups and calling me a pussy. Never set me up with your ROTC friends again.
in the past 3 nights i've fucked a millionaire, a drug dealer and a civil engineer... i dont really have a "type" anymore
I'm standing outside of the bar watching homeless men teach a kid how to pee of the sidewalk.
i'm drinking whiskey out of a ziplock bag in a movie theater. i'm THAT girl.
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
She's just done the monthly not prego dance around our kitchen
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
I just woke up in my locked bathroom. It's 5 PM. What happened?
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
I just had a sexting conversation using medieval jargon. I think he is a fine suitor.
Just come home. We will have sex and Taco Bell. I'm feeling wild, I put on temporary tattoos.
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
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