i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
how much do you want to bet that her wedding invites will be vera bradley themed? loser has to frame theirs.
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
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apparently i walked around all last night forcing people to beer bong whatever drink was in their hand. so far this morning ive had three people refer to me as beer bong man
Of course I'm not above using aladdin and pot to get laid, this is america
I had 800 mg of ibuprofen 2 b vitamins and I'm pounding water like I'm trying to win a hazing
Baked and hanging out with Al from Home Improvement's son. You can't make this shit up. Tuh-rippin balls
I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
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I told her I wanted to use him as a chew toy while simultaneously licking his face.
Did she tell him? And if so, was he cool with it? If yes, date him, date the fuck outta him.
I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
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