She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
i just recognized the girl sitting across from me from a lesbian porno... should i ask for an autograph?
Did someone do a keg stand in my bathtub?
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
Getting day drunk before work is perfectly acceptable when its 99 cent margaritas.
I just had to remind myself that I'm visible in real life. Sitting in the car in a parking lot, and almost took my shirt off because the tag is itchy and I wanted it off... and you know I don't wear bras...
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
Well you busted in the house and yelled with pride about Uber giving you a ride over with your new bong.
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
Grandpa just whipped it out and started pissing on the way to the game stuck in traffic. I saw EVERYTHING. :(
This is the most aggressive rendition of that Proclaimers song I ever heard.
Randomize
