I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
i would rim the shit out of meg ryan
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
Dude that musta been some handjob last night. The sound of her pandora bracelet kept waking me up
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after we had sex he told me his original plan was to have sex with my roommate but his buddy likes her so i was backup
The moment you realize you should grow up: you're snorting your fathers percocet script with your old health insurance card, while your parents are on a 10 day cruise in the carribean...
The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
You're cock blocking me from my own boyfriend. What kind of shit is that?
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Didn't want you to think it had been open season on my vagina since we broke up.
Next time I think buying tan-thru bikinis is a good idea, remind me of that time I passed out in one and burned the epic shit out of my pussy.
When was that?
Yesterday. Bring aloe. For my pussy.
What kind of present accurately says to my male suitemate "I'm sorry that I accidentally flashed you my vagina while I was super drunk"?
Just put on slippers before underwear so you know where my priorities are
I've never had to kick an employee out of bed to go to work before.
He totally just went there for sex cuz he slept in her roommates bed the rest of the night after they were done...
pure definition of booty call.
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