So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
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closing bar tabs have helped me with simple math in college.
It was like a lincoln log. Seriously. I don't know who's more pissed, me or my vagina...worst.hookup.ever.
I was giving him a handjob and he commented that he loved my nailpolish....I'm destined to die a fag hag
I feel the need to point out that one of the items on my to-do list for the day is "don't throw up" I have no concept of normal
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
Literally everyone in the bar was absolutely hammered out of their minds. I swear I even saw the bartender swigging jd when he thought no one was looking. And there was me thinking Britain was the booziest nation in the world.
Welcome to America. You're gonna love it.
Hey. I can't work your space dryer so I'm wearing your blanket home. I'll get my clothes later. Fun party!
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
I just woke up and my ass is covered in honey and my eye brows are shaved off.
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
Go shave, and then go fuck the man
YOU ARE SO CRUDE, I LOVE YOU
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