My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
time for a it's-monday-night-and-this-week-is-gunna-suck-drink.
Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
Are you aware that you called me "Sexy clit lady" last night?
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
I just wish my penis was a person so I could give him a high five.
Can I just keep holy water in the night stand next to the vibrator?
I don't mean to crush your hopes and dreams but having sex IN the Stanley Cup isn't possible
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
I think I was high. I asked a dude at chillis if they had a cereal buffet
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
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