make sure to take notes today. there is a guy in a wheelchair who might be getting a DUI from a cop on horseback. I'm gonna see this through.
We were busted for public indecency in the back of my car in the parking lot. This time we were just reading my Cosmo magazine.
he said "cool" when i took off my bra and proceeded to stare wideeyed at them the ENTIRE time. it was like sleeping with the kid i showed my boobs to for the first time in 6th grade.
No i peed with you in the toilet. The guy I high fived was mid pee in front of the urinal
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
You said your legs stopped working and then pulled yourself around the floor with your hands.
That explains the wood chips stuck in my nipples.
Can we talk about the fact that I plucked weed off your ass this morning like it's a normal thing to do?
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
I'm not sure why, but my salad smells like a Big Mac. Or maybe that's just the smell of yesterday's, seeping through my skin.
Is it bad that whip cream tastes like sex to me?
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