Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
She just sent me a picture of a heart. I need to stop fucking freshman...
Ever have a poop and think... that has no business coming out of a human? Like it looks like a sick dog's or a ferral animal's?
friends with benefits? more like friends with awkward sexual tension
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I swear it's like I have a jerk off quota I have to meet each week. If I miss three days I have a wet dream and it's like a wasted jizz, and it gets everywhereeeeeee.
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
I'm pretty sure I just crapped out my pancreas. I have 2 of those, right?
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We had a deepthroating contest with breadsticks at Olive Garden
There are people taking shots out of a turtle shell.
WHEN THE HELL DOES ANYTHING IN OUR LIVES *EVER* GO AS PLANNED???
Just looked at my bank statement. 9 out of 10 transactions on the first page were from 9 different bars. The 10th was for birth control pills at the pharmacy. I need to rethink my lifestyle.
I have post one night stand depression
On a scale of one to ten how bad is it that the first cardio I've done in months is jogging to the bars?
I'll just go with dedication.
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