he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
We just made mixed drinks in the bathroom of burger king. This is sad.
bet u 5 dollars u can't guess were i woke up this morning
oh god.. jail?
better, on the catwalk of the auditorium
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
I suppose drinking a cosmo at lunch alone can't look good but I mean... sometimes it's just necessary
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
The things I do for you. Not that I'm unhappy about it. I'm just saying you should love me.
Did you sleep with him again?
No! I just led him to believe that I would if he gets me booze. Do I have that little class that you have such minimal faith in me?
Code 10 We gotta leave. Now. I took a dump in the upstairs toilet and its clogged and overflowing, and believe me I don't want to have to explain myself to this frat on parents weekend.
THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.
I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
apparently in the middle of sex, i said "i just really love the food network i watch it every day"
I remember her making the first martini but the rest of the weekend is a blur of vodka, high heels and sex toys.
First time being used by a cougar. Definitely okay with it
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