waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
please keep texting me so i can pretend someone likes me
When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
I lost a little respect for your boyfriend when I learned that he has a scar from a Cheerio.
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
When I said 'i love my boyfriend' I didn't mean 'send me a picture of your penis'.
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
Swear to god you say cuddle bunny one more time and honest to god I will sacrifice a bunny on the hood of your car
Look, sometimes you have to snapchat a topless photo of yourself in the middle of class just to prove you can. I can and I did. End of argument.
OK BUT WHO THE FUCK FORGTS A LIVE CHICKEN IN MY HOUSE
The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
Blow Jobs and the Patriots Playing I think I’m going to marry her
Did you mark a random day on my calendar as National Seth Day?
Sounds like a legit day to me.
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