Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
dude i just made a burrito by wrapping 2 packs of scooby snacks with a fruit roll up. im so high
We're friends. And when I drunkenly send u a pic of my left testicle i would appreciate a response.
I'm at verizon, the guy asked me why my phone is full of seeds. Deff. Not leaving my phone with you anymore.
we were running to make last call and you stopped me and said very seriously "if i fall, go on without me. just make sure theres a beer in my hand when you go"
I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
he tried to give me his business card but gave me his health insurance card then realized it and offered to take me to the strip club
Can you explain the plethora of sunflower seeds in the dryer?
Because you stood over the Ice luge screaming STONE COLD and poured beer on everyone
I WAS JUST SITTING HERE BEING SNIFFED BY ODD WOMEN FOR A SOLID 5 MINUTES. My face was a twist of utter fear and confusion...
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
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