She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
what is it about summer that misdirects my moral compass so much?
I just gave the bartender my number in roman numerals. If she figures it out, she's worth a shot
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend. I woke up at 7 this morning to drive your mistake home because you wouldn't get up.
hotel security told us you walked into the hotel with blood all over your dress, weren't wearing any underwear and were escorted back by three men who were believed to be "homosexuals".
She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.
Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
I watch one musical on Netflix, and the "Suggested for you" section is literally almost the entire gay movie category. I feel profiled, and netflixs' accuracy about my sexuality is both impressive and offensive.
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
I'm committing myself to dance. Also, I'm unsure if you said space party sounded lame because dude was old, but I hope you're over it because I love space, and I love David Bowie and I love to dance, and you need to embrace this with me.
Success! We fucked roommates!
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