I think I can smell my own vagina right now
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
We were squawking at each other for over an hour like chickens. Literally. Never touching the stuff again and never again showing my face at that Denny's.
Something about a hand job in a car doesn't scream girlfriend
Oh god the guy I took underwear from at the bar is trying to add me as a friend on facebook now.
I don't even want to go. i just want to be a hermit and live in a cave with an elephant that pisses vodka
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
For not really liking Christmas, I have an astounding amount of holiday-themed lingerie
We need to stop going on dates to the strip club.
at that point, I wouldn't blame you because I'd be so ashamed I couldnt even have sex with myself.
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
He said we had an hour long conversation about how awesome I was.
I like the new guy, he keeps beer in the fridge.
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