she's doing push ups on the keg. hows a girl supposed to compete with that?
I'm not sure where but someone shit somewhere in the house
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
What would you do if you came home and i was in nothing but the table cloth?
Thought it only fitting this Jubilee weekend to snort lines with a 50 note
Your patriotism amazes me, the Queen would be proud!
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
He texted his hospitalized grandma while inside me, so really a perfect gentleman.
pretty sure I woke up to him jacking himself off IN MY BED
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
Got so drunk I broke my sink in half. Not. Lying.
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