O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
Is it weird being in the house without any roommates?
Nah, just masturbating louder
Just had a stripper snatch my glasses off my face with her ass
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Some chick is drunk waving down a taxi with a slice of pizza.
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
Please rescue me. but take your time, im getting pizza
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No amount of beer will make me feel better about this. It's time for Emergency Whisky
I bought a box of wine on my way home. I figured if I’m going to be broke during the holidays, I might as well be able to drink about it.
You just accidentally called me. You kept saying "Really?! Really?!!" So I can only assume you are having sub par sex
It's gotten to the point that I'm pretty sure I'm going to need to be legally drunk before I enter the voting booth this year.
Yes be both agreed it was the worst sex in the history of fornication, so I asked him to sign the condom wrapper so I could frame it as a reminder to NEVER sleep with him again
I definitely almost just pulled a condom out of my purse instead of money for my dad.
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