I think I gave almost everyone at that party the clap last night
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
Another one? Damn, how many David's is that?
six.
Oh, I thought it was higher.
No, that would be the Matt's
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
Don't be alarmed at the girl laying on your bathroom floor.
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
i actually pissed myself from laughing when I saw the old man in lingerie carrying a spiderman purse. I dont know if he was real or if it was the tequila, but my head hurts.
Also I'm sitting home alone with a big ass bowl of marshmallows right now just eating. It's so sad.
Thanks for the viagra you gave me last night. I ended up getting called in to work to cover a shift. So I had to tell Kayla that I couldn't hang out and I had to try and hide my dick all night while walking serving people food all night.
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
What are you feeling right now?
Idk. I just flashed a porch 🤷🏼♀️
So not in the best place to do an emotional inventory
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