How wet are you?
Ever heard of a U-boat?
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
I forgot my id and a man called soup is buying me vodka.
Definitely want to eloquently cunt punt those bitches thru the field goals of life.
It's amazing I mean I blew that senator just for him to deny me marriage.... Politics suck and he swallowed!
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
I CAN'T DO THIS MUCH FABULOUS BEFORE LUNCHTIME
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
Come over. I've made 2 dinners and so many cocktails. I'm a 50's housewife with no family.
I just had a mental image of us riding a tractor through hell with one of those big guns mounted on top of it shooting at everyone while the indiana jones music plays.
Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
I just saw a guy walking up the stairs with his dick out his pants. I let him know, and he just looked down in shock, laughed, and continued walking up the stairs.
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
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