If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off
scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
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If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
I got about 15 snapchats from you with your hand saying "you want cheese sticks" or something like that and one of some weird looking weed
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I woke up in a lawn chair by the lake to some man revving his boat motor at me.
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
Not sure how my purse ended up in the bushes last night... Or why there was a noodle strainer in the toilet.
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
Greetings from Florida; the armpit of the US, where my 240something lb brother nearly got carried away by some aggressive woodland mosquitoes. I was only spared because they could probably sense I was currently semi-disassociating and would not feel the suffering their presence wrought.
Anyway, how was your day?
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