What happened on tuesday that a stripper knows my full name?
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
is election day enough of a holiday to justify getting fucked up on a tuesday?
I'm riding in a wheelchair, being pulled by a golf cart. You need to be here.
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We're all in the kiddie pool on the porch. Fully clothed. Watching porn. With my manager.
i looked at my phone & had a message that said "tell your friend she needs to clean my livingroom, i dont appreciate her trying to turn it into a bubblebath." I give you probs.
I'm watching Russian dudes pole-dance. For research.
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
Drunk you decided to patrol campus as the Arrow and tell random bystanders "YOU HAVE FAILED THIS CAMPUS." Campus P.D. did not join your crusade.
That explains the nerd bow & arrow...
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Did you send me a cake saying 'Happy 1st One-Night Stand Ever'?
You do it and I'll burn these mermaid pants so help me God.
bonus check + party bus = big hot mess
Oh shit. My bra is undone and I'm pretty sure I peed on my sandal
Omg dude take a shower. You'll feel like god washed away all the sinful shit we did last night.
At what point did i decide poptarts, nyquil, and whiskey was a good idea?
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