About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
I want you more than these girls want KFC
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
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This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
A. What the fuck are period panties? B. Don't ever wear them around me... or bears.
When she was dating that guy she told me If they broke up, I would receive a call and no matter what I was doing I'd have to go over a fuck her. It's like being an EMT for sex.
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
Texas State Troopers call you ma'am even when they arrest you for public nudity and after you've puked on their cruiser. Country boys raised right.
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I'm going to give blood tomorrow. Prepare yourself for pictures and a cynical poem about the heart and its level of tangibility.
All he did was like my Instagram picture and I'm already planning how to turn down sex with him this weekend...
I masturbated to my balding thirty-something co-worker last night. I am a new level of lonely.
it's the amount of time you spend on preventing me from puking that really cements this friendship
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
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Also my roomates are going to be gone till sunday. Make correct decision here
Quit calling your parents your roomates
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