He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
I just ran from Santa Claus in Kroger
Weekdays seemed more exciting when I had a drinking problem. Like I had something to look forward to at night.
You tried feeding my python vodka through a funnel. Fuck off.
My professor just used the phrase "balls deep in your mind". My day is officially made.
You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
Wait, you seriously DON'T keep vodka in your backpack??!??!?
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
You would only karaoke to Spanish songs, but sang with the accent of the french candle stick in beauty and the beast.
I may have taken the entire adderall. I FEEL LIKE THE FUCKIN HULK. I can't stop cleaning and organizing and doing the clean things
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
I don't know how to explain to you that you tried to recreate the bit from the Dana Carvey show where a guy dressed as Bill Clinton breastfeeds a bunch of puppies
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