i just passed a truck with a bumper sticker saying "i'd rather be cummin than strokin." god bless the midwest.
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
Thats how high i was. The fact that he looked like Seth Rogan was apparently a good thing.
Theres dried jager, barbecue sauce and frie remnants all over my front seat.
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
Okay good. I don't want another mom thinking I got their daughter pregnant.
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
"my nose is broken but I'm beer pong champ so it evens out really"
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
Its official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world
All I recall is being at the strip club doing dark rum shots and then puking a question mark on the wall above the garbage can in the men's room and having diarrhea in the sink. 6th drunkest I've ever been without blacking out.
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