my professor just said "the power of the situation"
drink
Miserable. My projectile vomit just woke me up from a 5.5 hour nap.
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
he said he would handcuff me to his penis. thats not even possible. i want to go home.
Note to self don't give these guys your number. I've seen more dick tonight than a proctologist sees his whole career
Sorry bro I thought you were kidding. If I'm actually jerking off I usually said "Just a sec getting dressed" or something
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
i woke up at 4 pm face down on my hardwood living room floor. i would say its a new low but i think I found my new napping spot
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
Your friends are scaring the cats so I'm going to smoke weed with them to call them down.
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
I ACCIDENTALLY SUPER LIKED HIM. I JUST DELETED TINDER FROM MY PHONE.
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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