Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
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That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
Things are going great. I have tons of beer, margaritas, and theres an inflatable swan in the mix.
but you don't have to sleep on top of four different cum stains because you'd rather buy a case of Franzia than spend $3.50 in the student laundry room
literally. a puddle of blood. on the floor. still searching for the source
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
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Cut a hole in the crotch of my onesie so we could have sex without me getting cold. Best decision of my life.
The look on the dr's face when she asked me the last time i had sex and i responded "like an hour and a half ago" ... priceless
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
I pack a first-aid kit when I DD for you. What does that tell you about your partying? For what I see and do, paying my food and gas for the night is a goddamn BARGAIN.
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
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