You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
god, you should never be in the FBI. you'd give away america's secrets to any boy who asked.
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
mom asked me why i'm never sober at family events, i told her i learned it from her.
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
I had another sex dream about you but it was very dissatisfying. As you finished you starting singing the star spangled banner. then you left. I was not amused.
I would just like to point out that someone I had sex with drove me so I could have sex with you. I deserve some type of "most loyal booty call ever" award.
Metaphysical thesis on the illusion of self+ 2 day adderal binge = the walls of reality are crumbling
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
I'll say this one last time. You are TWENTY FIVE YEARS OLD. You are not going to die alone and this is not the twilight of your life. Stop taking shrooms on your period!!!!
She'd probably like you more if you'd stop fucking her husband.
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