I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
She left me a voicemail too. It's just her moaning her name repeatedly
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Dude you picked up her Chihuahua and threatened to kill it yelling "it's not cinco de mayo, bitches"
walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
i was way too optimistic last night... got back to my apartment and the porch light was still on, like i'd actually make it all the way home.
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
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You may see me wearing your shirt to class. It's because I still have the spins and I'm anticipating throwing up on it. Asshole.
My mouth is so dry that I'm about to put a straw in a jar of Vaseline and chug. This all addi diet definitely has its ups and downs.
He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
I think i'm the first person to get kicked out of a club while completely sober. Come outside please!!
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
You stocked up?
No actually didn’t get a chance. If you wouldn’t mind bringing me a brownie and a bottle of Jameson that’d be nice
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