we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
dude facebook disabled my account because im registered under a false identity. now in order to get it back, i have to prove that it's really my name. i sent them an email and had to sign it "Cordially, Lloyd Pancakes"
I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
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On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
Sweet and genuine is kinda lame. I'm more of a bust all over your face and hair kinda guy.
Uhm the hair is off limits bro, conditioner can only go so far.
Bro? You just made it a target.
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maybe if I avoid him long enough we could skip the talking part of "we need to talk"
Brb crying the tears of my youth
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
WTF ARE YOU DOING IT'S FUCKING VEGAN COFFEE IT'S MADE WITH NUT MILK YOU'RE NOT A FUCKING SQUIRREL.
That awkward moment when you realize you've been secretly blackout dating someone for three months. Drunk me is in a committed relationship.
THERE HAS BEEN GRANDTHEFT IN THE HOUSE. SOMEONE STOLE THE BABYWIPES AND YOU NEED TO BUY MORE BEFORE WE LET YOU IN. oh and you have to take two shots before we'll let you in. with no chaser.
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