cab driver gave us mini bottles of jd for the ride home & proceeded to run every red light. wonder how many bottles he drank.
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
I tapped out to boredom. She bought me a full meal at Subway. Two tap beers and a pretty weak long island iced tea. I'm five dollars cheaper to fuck than she is.
Do you think it'd be inappropriate to have an I'm Not Keeping My Baby Party the day after her baby shower?
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and you will have a crown and it will be made of penises and all will bow before you and your glorious penis crown
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
Matt just ate a burger out of the trash can in front of the McDonalds. We need to have a serious talk about his drinking.
yea talk to her if you feel up to it. Just remember who you are
Oh shit sorry I just gave lion king advice sorry not mufasa
well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
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I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
I am about five seconds from ripping off my clothes and throwing myself into the ocean to become a mermaid
You're the third Mark I've fucked in that bed.
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
I added our drug dealer to the quickbooks software babe, he is listed under vendor's as an expense category... money management is such a bitch...
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