ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
I am swimming in semen. He must have been holding it in for a special occasion.
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
he just told me i make him happier than drugs. that's some serious shit right there
The fact that you think you peed off a roof shows you shouldn't have been on a roof.
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
I know I'm moving in six days but getting wine drunk and laying in bed just sounds so good right now
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
Omg. I can't go on a date with this man. His kids are too ugly.
Dude, do you think he'd be pissed if he found out that I always reference him as my starter husband?
So about that you can bill me for the chair but it was David's idea to jump from the window sill into the washer with "clothing pillows of cloudiness" to land on to get ahold of him you have to phone his mother
I just talked to her she really hates you like a lot
dude the dog literally grabbed the condom out of the trash can and threw it in the air i'm screaming
IT'S PERFEFT
... what?
HIS DICK. IT'S PERFECT. BYE.
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