"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
don't worry about the poodle she's always like that. she's like 14 years old and ate a bag of weed when she was a puppy.
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
Woke up covered in green glitter and beer. I am never leaving Ireland.
If I don't get my shit together, I'm going to be one of those really fucked up cases on 1000 ways to die
Well I woke up at my house so that's a plus. But I'm pretty sure I peed on my sofa because I woke up in the pee position.
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
All my friends are getting into relationships and going through breakups and I'm having Plan Bs and crunch wraps for dinner.
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
I didn't mean that as an expression. I'm literally asking if you want to watch Netflix and do nothing.
Randomize
