he's sitting on top of the fridge in only a black speedo and wont get down
she asked me if i wanted her to take her wedding ring off while she was giving me a handjob.
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
Did you write your name in the dust on our toilet tank?
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
he got all sad that i was going to fuck his roommate, so i just asked him if it would make him feel better if I let him motor boat me. i am such a saint.
Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
I re-seduced my fuck buddy...must be the luck of the Irish!
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
Hey I’m obsessed with Charlie Heaton from stranger things...not because he got caught at the border with coke...okay that’s a lot of it
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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