that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
every time fb tells me a dude i fucked is now friends with another dude ive fucked, i die a little inside. thats way more honesty than im comfortable with.
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
walk of shame this morning involved walking through the in-home daycare that she runs while it was full of kids. judgemental little shits. on a plus, got a juice box and a graham cracker for the walk home.
this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
He told me my outfit made me look like a twelve year old then proceeded with "but you don't look like a whore"
i found you in bed eating fish fillets dipped in chocolate pudding
Woke up backwards on a recliner
He was chasing Ciroc shots with sips of Captain Morgan... he didn't make it to midnight
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
I love that my family celebrates every holiday with a joint. Chanukah? Mazel-juana! Easter? What's more spring than the color green? Election day? What better way to celebrate democracy in action than medical pot?
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
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