so Mike and I made a deal. we'd do anal if he would help me pick out carpet tomorrow.
What...you let him do that?
It wasnt that bad. the two minutes it took is nothing compared to the 10 hr day I have planned for him tomorrow
you told me your penis was albino and it couldnt be exposed to light so you needed to keep it in me
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
Bottle rocket just missed my head by about 3 inches. Of course I'm being safe
Just thought i should tell someone im on the roof, if i pass out up here because no one found me, im behind the chimney
I am trapped in a bar with french tattooed drug dealers who also blow glass art. Just in case this is bad, know what happened.
We talked him into tasing himself.
I just woke up and my mouth tastes like I licked the bathroom floor in the last ghetto bar we were in. I'm going to get my mouth checked for chlamydia. Do I see a dentist for that?
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
Casually had to file a missing persons report last night
Sitting on the curb by new england comics with a weeping drunk girl who's eating french fries saying she'll never be as successful as her sister the hand model. She's scaring the nerds.
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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