who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
my dad's beating me at drinking again. No matter what i do I can't win.
I was rolling balls and tried to donate blood as an act of kindness to the sick person who would receive it
Oh god the guy I took underwear from at the bar is trying to add me as a friend on facebook now.
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
I know you're on vacation but you should know I just walk of shamed through a hotel lobby while leaving a threesome on Friday the 13th. Fuck superstition, I win.
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
My greatest accomplishment today was eating a box of Thai food the size of a toddler.
Ask me if I'm sitting naked in a lawn chair eating a block of cheese waiting for a bacon grilled cheese sandwich
Woke up this morning to a bunch of snapchats of you drunkenly yelling at grasshoppers. Good night?
Who put my cat in the fridge?
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