oh wait, my morality sensor is a little fucked up since I almost let my little sister's friend blow me.
I swear, if I find out you're lying, I'm going to put your name on one of those herpes watch websites and put the link up on every social networking site in existence.
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that.
I woke up to three texts telling me to "go fuck myself," a panicked voicemail from my mom, and a girl thanking me... I'm not sure which I should take care of first
found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
I think I just used lyrics from the Sister Sister theme song to let a guy down easy...
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
New war strategy! The ex-girlfriend of my ex-girlfriend is now my twice a week booty call!
He showed up to a booty call with 2 tea bags, but no condom...
He's a snuggler. Every time I attempt to make a move to find my bra he reigns me in. Needless to say i could be here a while.
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