ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
Hey man thanks for carrying me in and out of that frat house. There's no I in team.
Rent Disney Oceans. Smoke a bowl. Fast forward to the seal section. Then call me.
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what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
some bitch filled my sink with salsa.
level of my singleness - just ate a whole pizza topless in bed.
They wouldn't let me go to sleep at the police station while I was waiting to bail u out. YOU OWE ME
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Update: I only have one shoe. The other one now belongs to the gods of jello-wrestling. May it rest in peace.
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
I now have a bottom rung on my kissing scale. Like I can say "Well. On a scale of Matt to Braxton he was probably a Zach." It's the little things.
If you end up wanting to sit on his face, just make a sound like a dying giraffe and I'll make myself scarce.
It's my birthday, if I want to stay home, get stoned and watch the gameshow network, that's what I'm going to do.
Just had the biggest masturbatory crisis ever.
What does that mean?
Internet is down.
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