Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
bras are like tupperware for tits, keeps em fresh.
Just got walked in on during safety inspections
Think you passed?
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
He got arrested in front of the church last night. Looks like we need to find a new location for the wedding.
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
But if I live with you I'll help pay rent. Only if you promise no 50 shades of what the fuck internet hookups
Omg I literally just wanna sleep with you right now. Like actual sleep. Not sex. Well maybe. But sleep first
I fished a Couples Masturbation DVD out of somebody’s trash and kept it. That’s how desperate I am.
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