So apparently when I roll on X I find 'dick ina box' not only hilarious but also sexually arousing.
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
You blackout rapped the entire DMX song Party Up last night at karaoke without looking at the screen. Then you Tebowed on stage, hugged a black guy, puked in a garbage can, then left. You deserve a medal.
I let him watch sportscenter while we fucked. How did he repay me? I'm now missing class to get a shot in the ass for the clap. You and I are getting wasted and keying someone's car this weekend.
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
i refuse to be around anyone not wearing a sombrero...its cinco de mayo
You should be glad you didn't come with last night. I watched pirate porn for the first time in my life as the 9th wheel.
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
We need a shit load of segways right now
We were getting breakfast he shit himself in the middle of ihop. Mid bite he just yells out o fuck.
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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