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My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
There's a woman at Starbucks that keeps pushing her stroller into me.
Punch her baby.
how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
What has two arms, one testicle and no credit card debt? This guy.
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
Hello Officers/Paramedics, judging by last night, my friend is dead. The money in his pockets is mine, he owed me. Please send me directions to whichever morgue/strip club for pick up.
I wish they would just make alcoholic protein shakes already.
You ever fart so hard while you are asleep that you wake up screaming?
Just fyi there is a naked girl somewhere in your house. I woke up and she was gone, definitely left her clothes tho
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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