There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
worms taste like bacon by the way.
I always wondered what they tasted like.
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
drinking out of a sandbucket again
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
ok is that genuinely the first four bars of mozart's symphony #40 sharpied onto my arm or
Shit, my parents are coming over and I just realized that a grinder is not an acceptable paperweight
YOU'RE CHANGING THE SUBJECT. I CAN BLOW SOMETHING UP OR I CAN TELL HIM YOU LOVE HIM, BUT ONE OF THE TWO IS BOUND TO HAPPEN
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
I FEEL LIKE HILARY MUST FEEL WHEN TRUMP MANSPLAINS AT HER
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
As a rule...I don't sleep with my friends or watch movies with talking dogs
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