I think I died a long time ago.
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
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This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
Travelers Top-Tip: Europeans do not appreciate being repeatedly referred to as "gypsy" regardless of how good your Borat impression is.
He came home all fucked up crying slammed his bedroom door and all we could hear for about three hours was THIS ISN'T GONA RUIN MYLIFe what happend
I told him I got this chick pregnant and he has to get a new wingman
Currently cooking 3lbs of bacon in case the power goes out bc if even one slice of bacon goes to waste then sandy wins
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
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Yo, I can't just ask my mom where she relocated my vibrator to, can I?
Thanks for the hickies, asshole. I make my living as a fitness instructor. It's gonna look reeeeeeal weird if I have to wear a scarf while teaching Zumba all week.
So he came on my stomach this morning and I totally forgot about it until after you poured that body shot.
He asked me to come stay with him so he could "see that ass and watch Harry Potter."
I'm reading the Hobbit in my blanket fort alone with a bottle of wine... all I need is dungeons and dragons to complete this superfecta of awesome
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
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