____ banged a stripper...well technically she's now a hooker...
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
STOP CALLING ME LADY CHLAMYDIA
if i got ashes i think they'd burn a hole into my head with the amount of sins i've committed this year alone and it's only february
I even tried crushing up viagra and putting it in his beer... And the next day he found the package on the counter. I told him it was for my friends husband.
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
Look outside and see if the septic tank explodes when I flush this.
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
What am I supposed to say? "Hi new uncle in law once I tried cocaine in Mexico and every once in a while i motorboat strangers. so happy to be a part of your family"
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
I swear to god if you settle for a trump supporting packers fan, I will not acknowledge your children. You're better than that.
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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