I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
I vaguely remember telling people they were not trash cans
corn on the cob and anal lube are not substitutes for the real thing
the girl walking home behind me started yelling and pointing "i want an ass like hers!" i feel vaguely accomplished.
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
The kid in the park, who was on a leash I might add, looked at us and yelled "stranger danger" before hiding behind his dad
Do you remember trying to use a pencil, pen, and sunglasses as your second form of ID at the bar when they wouldn't let you in last night?
When we were grinding I think your nuva ring fell into my shoe
They forgot my ranch. They're dead to me.
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
You peed in the sink and kept shouting "I'm the black swan! Ca-caw!"
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
I couldn't have possibly been that bad
You had her flip the penny over to the lucky side before you picked it up and ate it...
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
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