I just passed one of the bars and saw my mom kissing another woman. This can't be good....right?
Knowing your life, probably not.
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
never trust anyone who drives a pt cruiser.... write that down
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
oh great, iTunes now thinks im gay.
I had to take the fire extinguisher from him. He was just sitting on the floor petting it.
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
they superglued a cigarette to my fingers...i think I need to quit smoking.
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
I stood in my living room with two beers in my hand asking these said beers if they were going to drink each other. I then insisted that I would drink them and chugged both. Happy Halloween.
I was looking for a pen and I stumbled upon my mom's vibrator. On a related note, yes I will be going out tonight.
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
all I want for my birthday is booze and sex toys. don't bother calling if neither of those are included.
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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