Dude go to the top of pikes peak right now to catch Kevin Bacon's band performing
The bacon? Yeah right. What if there's Tremors?
Him and Burt have already taken care of that. It's a once in a lifetime chance to catch the Bacon brothers live in concert. I sort of have a boner
don't look now, but that cross eyed girl is staring at you... and me.
did the hipsters beat you up because you are more ironic than they are?
my three year anniversary of no dick sucking is coming up. you can throw me a party with a penis cake.
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words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
we got 12 live crabs and then we got really stoned and know we're playing with the crabs. thats nom watermellon nom. now i'm plaing with a crap whos such a gentleman
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We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
So it's always a good weekend when you don't get any sleep, try opening a bottle of wine on rocks, and end up needing a tetanus booster for our stupidity... Same thing next weekend?
Nothing like cleaning dried puke off your floor to make you feel like you've failed as an adult.
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
WHEN THE FUCK DID MCDONALD'S DECIDE TO QUIT SERVING BURGERS AT 1:00AM?
I would peed on everything
I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.