We're like a lot better than the average bears
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
I scrubbed the bathroom, smoked a bowl, and gave myself 3 orgasms. If the world ends today, I feel accomplished.
Nothing says Welcome to America than having the international house watch a sorority girl puke over the edge of the porch at 8am.
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
Because I'm sitting in a bath of my own wisdom and drowning my sorrows in coconut rum
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
Just broke into the basement of my house via my american red cross blood donor card. I officially save lives
don’t ask me. i snorted coke off of a pregnancy test box last night. i obviously don’t make the best life choices.
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