You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
I wish Michael J Fox could read me bedtime stories
He could rock you to sleep
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
Oh and apparently TSA has to open your present from my family or the terrorists win
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
You're about to makeout with my vagina, I don't think she cares that you haven't brushed your teeth. Just get over here!
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
Everyone called me "Barf Vader".. And I lost your lightsaber.
Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
So I crawled off the trampoline to puke in the neighbors yard. Wonderful house guest right here
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
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