Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
I didn't know it was possible to make picking up dog shit look sexy.
She did the bend and snap...
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
They let me out of the holding cell just in time for me to get the morning-after-pill. Rock bottom feels even worse with all those hormones.
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
She's going to be the first to die of too much illness. Not even super bad stuff like cancer but like for having a cold at the same time as a sore throat and chlamydia or something. Just too much diseases.
Dude, you got arrested for trying to direct traffic with your dick....
fuck sobriety. I want to wake up tomorrow in a park or some shit.
He ate me out in the warehouse on a pallet of sunlight soap. I fucking love night shift!
I did not shave my legs to sit at home and diddle myself. He better wake the fuck up and put the fear of god in me!
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