Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
theres so much semen in my vacuum cleaner...
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
He was drinking a long island through his Breathalyzer tube.
Tonight will be judged a success if I walk out without having thrown up on my shirt.
Show him your tits if he says no
They're not help-me-out-of-jams tits. They're I-fake-people-into-thinking-they-look-good tits.
I just realized the only way to play Edward forty-hands is commando in a skirt. This intelligence kick is really doing me justice.
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
Apparently asking your girlfriends roommate for a hand job when u craw into the wrong bed after a bottle of rum is "bad form".
What the hell happened to my hand?
Well, you got in a fight with a cabbie while jaywalking, but we got you to walk away. The problem was 80 blocks away, when you punched a parked taxi for "running you over".
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
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