So instead of cumming in her, I peed in her...
What did she do!?
I didn't tell her...
it looked like a condom graveyard when i woke up. they were everywhere
I'm going to have to call in sick tomorrow. After this weekend, there's no way I can handle hearing the accountants talk about double entry without puking.
So i learned you can't hair-of-a-dog jaeger hangovers.
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Is it just me or did a policeman park your car last night?
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
Do you know how hard it is to write about pediatric crohn's when we're trying to figure out the keg situation for graduation?
I want him to come over and snuggle with me but put a bag over his head. Is that rude?
It's not rude if you use a pillowcase that's softer.
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
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The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
My period started right as he was entering, which really helped me sell the "I've never done this before" bit.
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
I was just doing the math on how much beer we need for the houseboat. in doing so, I came to the conclusion that we need to open a beer distributor business.
He just made my one night stand pancakes for breakfast. And I thought living with my ex was going to be weird.
I'm pretty sure that our Lady and The Tramp Red Vine moment was the farthest I got last night
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