Ambien. No doubt about it.
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
do you remember putting condoms over both your hands and asking me if your fists would be too big.
I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
He got arrested in front of the church last night. Looks like we need to find a new location for the wedding.
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
Found her with a stray dog now called champagne, crying about how she feels a mom now. Had to take her home. The dog too.
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
In his defense he just bought a bong like a week ago so he's still in that honeymoon phase.
I consider any night I don't make out with someone a bad night. So I've been great.
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
Dude, he danced with the dog that some random chick was carrying at the bar. Then the dog jumped out of his arms and ran away. THAT definitely deserves a drink.
Well 1) stay calm 2) stay safe 3) drink more
I just split a tacobell party box with my boss. 12 tacos. We were equals for a moment.
If he knew how badly I want to blow him he’d stop talking about his wife
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