I'm at the bar and I just saw some unnecessary and accidental cooter...sometimes I think girls need a license to go out pantyless in public.
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
drunkie insisted on stuffing the rest of his scrambled eggs in his pockets before we left ihop. we really should have left a better tip
Leaving ole miss girls house to go to the stripper girls house. Why did it take losing my job to start getting laid all the damn time?
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
It feels like im being cuddled by a thousand little smurf vaginas
I'd say it's a shame and a disservice to the world that we can't stay drunken shitshows to infinity
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
Asking the homeless man what buss shelter is the warmest was not a good idea
I decided staying home, watching porn and masterbating was a much better choice than the gym. And I was right.
He turned down head in favor of a handjob. Not sure if he's crazy or i have magic hands
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
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