I can't tonight. I'm still nursing a beach sex injury. Don't wanna talk about it.
Trust me, I wear more condoms than socks. I wouldn't risk infecting my cock. It's my livelyhood.
I really think my ability to vom without making noise mmight be my most useful talent
The only person who has seen my penis more than that girl, is that girl's sister.
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
There still is not and there never will be anything as magical as getting high while listening to William Shatner's version of Bohemian Rhapsody.
Like, you've got the smoothest dick in the west. Do you moisturize?
Yes I do
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
All I know is that I got to have an orgasm yesterday during sex so nobody can put a damper on my day, NOBODYYYYYY
I'm sorry I crashed your motorcycle and watched you get robbed from a rooftop. Will you please come back or at least drop off my shoes?
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
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