I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
he's legally blind and likes the sound of my voice, good enough for me.
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
just saw someone climb out of the dumpster at cvs and start walking down the street like it was completely normal
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
Dude, you sent that text at 9:44 AM. Who thinks of drugs that early?
I had such a pleasant walk of shame. The sun was shining, I smiled at all the high school suckers who judged me on their way to school, and I made friends with an old guy and his dog.
At tuba camp, the pickings are slim. It's like being the tallest midget.
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
You declared your undying love to a drag queen, then proceeded to puke into the poor man's purse.
He lit a shoe on fire and tried putting it out by peeing on it
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
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